April 2011
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FIIIINALLY!
He did it guys! The Donald, through sheer force of personality, managed to get the white house to release President Obama’s long-form birth certificate (I, personally, am going to make a sweet iron Tall-T with it). Proving, once and for all, that he is an American citizen. Here’s what Trump-Dogg has to say about it:
Right. Now that he’s put that issue to bed, he can start...
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Porno for Pyros
This is one of the many reasons I miss San Francisco. I can only think of three possible origins for the flame:
1. Porn-enhancing-bong-rip gone wrong, which might explain the nonchalance dude shows whilst walking naked and 90% burned on Mission and 6th post-immolation.
2. Masturbating is a sin.
3. He was masturbating reeeally fast, and had some dry brush in his lap that acted as catalytic...
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Clams Casino and Based Magic
No, not the awesome superbowl dip, the producer. New EP, phenomenal mixtape, and sooooo much swag. Plus, there’s this video:
Clams Casino : “Gorilla” from Jamie Harley on Vimeo.
Yes, David fucking Copperfield. The greatest, and most based, magician of all time. Fire, suspense, sharp stuff and babes. They all rule and so does clams casino.
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Everynone
Here’s the deal: Radiolab is the best thing to happen to public radio in the past decade, and the video clips they put out (via podcast/website) as supplements to the shows are incredible. Here’s the latest:
The videos are produced by Everynone, a New York based trio of great skill and better taste. Turns out, I met one of them at the (first) college I dropped out of. He had a...
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Inside the Drums of Death Grips
zachhill1:
Inside the drums of Zach Hill recording Death Grips. Brought to you by Thirdworlds.net directed by Flatlander.
jesus fucking christ.
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New Death Grips video/song
It’s almost like if OFWGKTA had waited ten years to get reeeeeally angry before making music. Ah, to be young…
You can download part of the upcoming mixtape here.
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Chinese 3-D porn has bigger opening day than... →
Mercury might be in retrograde, but good things have been happening all over. Also, I’m pretty sure I came up with this idea when I was 13.
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Phil Thomas Katt's Uncharted Zone
It’s been exactly a week since I got my grubby paws on the new Panda Bear record, Tomboy. As is my customary practice when I like an album, I check the Pitchfork review to compare my tastes with the snarky, super hip, often superfluously allegorical assessment they’ve laid down. As is per usual, I’m on board with the numerical value this review gave Tomboy, but got lost in the...
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We get the moonwalk. Neil Armstrong invented the... →
This website is awesome. It’ll examine the “DNA” of all of your past tweets and construct a new one for you. It’s kind of like an internet version of John Hammond. The most fun is entering famous people’s twitter names and then blogging about the crazy stuff they’re going to say!
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My Dream Karaoke Playlist
Here’s some songs that I would destroy on a karaoke machine. Sadly, I have found none of them on any list, ever.
R. Kelly - “Your Body’s Callin’” (His and Hers Extended Remix)
I’ve long been a fan of “baby-making” music, though I’ve had virtually no baby-making experiences sound-tracked by songs from the subtlest of genres. Accordingly,...
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Art Thoughtz: The Album
Yep, Hennessy Youngman has a free mixtape. I wonder if this whole thing is going to result in Mr. Youngman getting a Doctorate in relational aesthetics
<a href=”http://hennessyyoungman.bandcamp.com/album/7-minutes-in-hennynohomo” _mce_href=”http://hennessyyoungman.bandcamp.com/album/7-minutes-in-hennynohomo”>7 MINUTES IN HENNYNOHOMO) by HENNESSY...
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WatchI finally have a reason to buy silverware.
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Watch Thousands of Worms Have a Disgusting Worm... →
Thanks Gawker!
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Spoooooky
I’ve been having some pretty strange dreams lately, which leads me to one glaringly obvious conclusion: my apartment is haunted. This ghost problem might even be building, nay, city-wide, but the research just isn’t there…yet. So, whilst perusing the interweb for some possible solutions, I came across this article on the Times’ website about whether or not knowing a...
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Uncle Boonmee
Yesterday afternoon, in the midst of a digestive impasse I had reached at the hands of a monstrous cheesesteak, I walked by Village East Cinema and saw this on the marquee. I had read The A.V. Club review, which was sterling, and had some time to kill, so I opted in. It was pretty fantastic. If you have any interest in the spirit world, or what it might look like for a catfish to have sex with...
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